This heavyweight oversized tee nails the look of a man who spends his weekends breathing ether in a bathroom. Made from 100% cotton, it’s soft, structured, and holds still better than most of our sitters. It has a vintage-washed vibe. We’d know: our entire business is roughly 170 years out of date.

It’s made to stand out without trying too hard, unlike our process, which tries extremely hard every single time.

100% ring-spun cotton (no collodion, no silver nitrate, no regrets)
Fabric weight: 6.5 oz./yd.² (220.4 g/m²), lighter than a 5x7 camera, heavier than your average excuse
Oversized fit, for room to hide the silver stains
Trendy vintage look, authentically vintage, like everything else we do
Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, and developed in Texas

Exposure time: instant. Unlike our portraits, you don’t have to hold still for this one.